Dear Mr. Turkey,
I just want to tell you how much I love you and appreciate all you do to provide a lovely tradition and meal for us on Thanksgiving. You truly are the main event and really help make the holiday a special one. I also wanted to apologize, because I am cheating on you this year. I have chosen another turkey to serve at our feast. I know, I understand, please no tears. You see, instead of buying a raw, frozen form of yourself, thawing you out for days, trying to figure out where to put the thermometer so as to make sure you are cooked to the right temp. as to avoid wretching sickness for all of us partaking of your goodness, this year I have bought one of these,
a honeybaked, smoked turkey from you know who, all cooked and ready to serve on the great day of Thanksgiving. Please Mr. Turkey, don't be sad, there's always next year, maybe.Love,
T.
