May 5, 2010

Top 10

Top ten reasons you know you are B.U.S.Y.

10. Floors haven't been cleaned in over a week
9. Bathrooms have been dirty longer than the floors.
8. Haven't showered in 48 hours.
7. Bowels haven't moved in 3 days and haven't even noticed.
6. Piles of laundry tower over your 3 year old.
5. Laundry takes a week to finish, then it's time to start over.
4. Kids faces have been dirty for more than a day
3. No food in the fridge, and no one notices. Take out please.
2. Up at 5:30 a.m. and to bed at midnight and only half the stuff is done.

And the number one reason you know you are way too BUSY is:

1. Your daughter asks why you aren't at work and you don't even have a job.