Will: "Mom, I won the breast contest!"
Mom: "The WHAT contest?"
(mom standing next to me: "The WHAT contest?")
Will: "The breast contest."
Mom: "What is THAT?"
Will: "You know where you see who can stay underwater the longest."
Mom: "Oh, you mean the breaTH contest."
Will: "That's what I said."
Mom: "Well then, I am VERY proud of your breaTH holding abilities."
